2009年2月25日星期三 0 个人要订货

English -- Briton Vs Asian

朋友send给我的
我觉得很有趣便放上来^^


Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to- point, effective etc........

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Asian : No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Asian : Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Asian : S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Asian : No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Asian : (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Asian : Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Asian : Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Asian : Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Asian : You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Asian : Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
Asian : See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Asian : Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Asian : Wat happen? Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you
Asian : like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Asian : Celaka u
2009年2月19日星期四 1 个人要订货

眼睛痛

从昨天起
右眼就不知为何隐隐做痛
眼睛张着不会痛
但是
只要一眨眼就痛
今天还有点肿
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所以就去就医
原本以为他会给眼药水的
哪里知道
不但一只眼药水都没有
反而给了一堆口服的药
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其中一个竟然还要kunyah atau hisap的
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难吃
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2009年2月18日星期三 0 个人要订货

懒散

最近
发觉自己变懒散了
原本想利用这段时间增进自己
却只是“想”罢了
没有实际行动
身体完全不听使唤
整个人懒懒散散的
不能再这样继续下去了
一定得有所行动才行
得努力
加油吧!
2009年2月16日星期一 0 个人要订货

Life Is Like A Boat

沒有人知道我究竟是誰
我以前從未感覺到如此虛無空蕩
如果我需要有人來陪伴
誰會安慰我並讓我更加堅強

我們都在命運之湖上盪舟划槳
波浪起伏這而我們無法逃離孤航
但是假使我們迷失了方向
波浪將指引著我們穿越另一天的曙光

在遙遠的地方呼吸著
彷彿變成了透明一般
還以為是週遭的黑暗
卻只是被蒙住了雙眼

虔誠地祈禱著
期待新的一天的到來
直到閃耀著亮麗光芒的大海邊際

沒有人知道我究竟是誰
或許他們並不會指責我的荒唐
但如果我需要有人來陪伴
我知道你會追隨我並使我堅強

想從不斷變遷的人心中掙脫
又一輪陰晴圓缺的月亮 牽引著我向前

每一次我看見你的臉龐
海洋奮力托起我的心臟
你令我在蕩槳時感到緊張
轉眼我竟看不到岸的彼方

啊,我看不到岸的彼方......
究竟什麼時候才能看到岸的彼方?

我希望你能知道我的真實
我從未想過我將要追隨著你的方向
但如果你需要有人來陪伴
我將追隨著你並使你堅強

就算平淡安穩的日子裡 旅行也依然繼續
又一輪陰晴圓缺的月亮 照亮了我的身影

虔誠地祈禱著 期待新的一天到來
直到那閃耀著亮麗光芒的大海邊際

每一次我看見你的臉龐
海洋奮力托起我的心臟
你令我在蕩槳時感到緊張
轉眼我竟看不到岸的彼方

蕩起命運的小舟
雖然波浪一波一波地襲來
這次仍是美好而奇妙的旅行
每次都是美好而奇妙的旅行

注:以上歌词是经过翻译了的,并不是原本的歌词。原本歌词我看不明白,所以才放上经过翻译后的歌词 >.<"

以下是原本歌词:

Rie Fu
Life Is Like A Boat lyrics

Nobody knows who I really am
I never felt this empty before
And if I ever need someone to come along
Who's gonna comfort me and keep me strong

We are all rowing the boat of fate
The waves keep on comin' and we can't escape
But if we ever get lost on our way
The waves would guide you through another day

Tookude iki wo shiteru toumei ni nattamitai
Kurayami ni omoe takedo mekaku shisarete tadake
Inori wo sasagete atarashii hi wo matsu
Azayaka ni hikaru umi sono hate made

Nobody knows who I really am
Maybe they just don't give a damn
But if I ever need someone to come along
I know you would follow me, and keep me strong

Hito no kokoro wa utsuri yuku nukedashita kunaru
Tsuki wa mata atarashii shuuki de fune wo tsureteku

And every time I see your face,
The oceans heave up to my heart
You make me wanna strain at the oars,
And soon I can see the shore

Oh, I can see the shore
When will I... see the shore?

I want you to know who I really am
I never thought I'd feel this way towards you
And if you ever need someone to come along
I will follow you, and keep you strong

Tabi wa mada tsudzuiteku odayakana hi mo
Tsuki wa mata atarashii shuuki de fune wo terashidasu
Inori wo sasagete atarashii hi wo matsu
Azayaka ni hikaru umi sono hate made

And every time I see your face,
The oceans heave up to my heart
You make me wanna strain at the oars,
And soon I can see the shore

Unmei no fune wo kogi
Nami wa tsugi kara tsugi e to
Watashitachi wo osou kedo
Sore mo suteki na tabi ne
Dore mo suteki na tabi ne

2009年2月14日星期六 0 个人要订货

情人节快乐

zwani.com myspace graphic comments
我浪费了17年的情人节
>_<
Haiz...
还是要祝大家情人节快乐
2009年2月13日星期五 0 个人要订货

减肥·增肥

很久没量体重了
突然心血来潮
就拿出已堆满了灰尘的体重器
来量看新年后的成果
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结过... ...
result是... ...
重了2kg !!!
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哇!
看来这都是新年期间大吃大喝的结果
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该减肥吗?
答案当然是不用啦
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要长点肉才行
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很多人都说我太瘦
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所以我就该增肥
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继续拼命吃
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2009年2月10日星期二 0 个人要订货

得与失


得与失

是人生成长的一部分

不要只看到你失去的

而是看到你得到的

失与得永远成反比

但你要记得无论得与失

都是你用笑和泪换取的
2009年2月8日星期日 0 个人要订货

意外坠楼

前几天
因我的疏忽
导致一起坠楼案件的发生

庆幸的是
受害者大难不死
只是受了点伤
及有点轻微脑震荡

这导致它偶尔会眼前一片黑暗
突然就进入睡眠(关机)状态
但却又能一瞬间惊醒
然后命令我insert SIM card

可怜的电话仔啊~
经过了几次的意外坠楼后
虽然都大难不死
但是已有点神智不清了
2009年2月5日星期四 0 个人要订货

前途茫然

至今
我还不清楚自己未来的去向
我该读什么?
我喜欢什么?
我的梦想是什么?
我的目标有是什么?
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刚才上网申请IPTA
填写表格时
完全不懂该选修什么科
就大概乱填了
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Haiz...
难道
我的前途会毁在自己手中吗?
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救命啊~~
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2009年2月4日星期三 0 个人要订货

Don't Quit


When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high,
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest, if you must, but don't you quit.

Life is queer with its twists and turns,
As every one of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about,
When he might have won had he stuck it out;
Don't give up though the pace seems slow--
You may succeed with another blow.

Often the goal is nearer than,
It seems to a faint and faltering man,
Often the struggler has given up,
When he might have captured the victor's cup,
And he learned too late when the night slipped down,
How close he was to the golden crown.

Success is failure turned inside out--
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems so far,
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit--
It's when things seem worst that you must not quit.

- Author unknown
2009年2月3日星期二 0 个人要订货

说话·沉默

说实话会伤你心
说谎话不称我心
不说话你我开心
2009年2月2日星期一 0 个人要订货

牺牲·代价


一个人如果没有牺牲

根本就不会得到任何东西

如果想得到一样东西

就得付出同等的代价
 
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